matthewt

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Lord, I have loved the habitation of thy house, and the place where thine honour dwelleth. Psalms 26:8

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Top 10 Reasons to Own a Website

Posted by matthewt Aug. 6, 2008 @ 1:56 AM EDT

Top Ten Reasons to Own a Website:

#1: To make money to pay for your next dinner.

#2: To make money to pay for your next girlfriend.

#3: To promote your new hair growth product.

#4: To show the people of the world how to have integrity.

#5: To quit your old job.

#6: To sell a program that tells others how to sell the program your selling.

#7: To promote your ebay items.

#8: To offer steroids online, especially to your old freinds down at the brig.

#9: To get in on the fairly new internet industry.

#10: To get more traffic hits than google.com because being at the top is something you deserve.

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Sep. 2, 2008 | 12:53 PM M00SHEEP says:

Heres a website
http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r =473802

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